Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review

Movie Review – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales


Like every episode before it, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is all about fantastic CGI and quirky characters, and little else.


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales movie review.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Synopsis

After the events of At World’s End, 12 year old Henry Turner descends into the ocean to tell his father, Will Turner, that he believes the Trident of Poseidon is able to break the curse of the Flying Dutchman. Nine years later, Henry encounters the cursed form of Spanish Captain Armando Salazar in the Devil’s Triangle, and is forced by the latter to deliver a message to Jack Sparrow. Meanwhile, Jack is abandoned by the remnants of his crew, and in despondency, trades away his compass for a drink. He then encounters Henry and Carina Smyth, a young woman accused of witchcraft. Together, the trio sets sail to find the mythical trident, while Salazar escapes from the Devil’s Triangle, and terrorises the seas in search of vengeance against Jack.

Snappy Review

Don’t scoff. Believe me when I say I know of the perfect way to enjoy any Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

The formula comes in just one sentence. Switch on and off at will. Switch off when the movies attempt to tell a story. Switch on, and cheer, when the action begins and the CGI effects start bombarding you. Do these and chances are, you’d enjoy every Pirates of the Caribbean episode. In the case of Dead Men Tell No Tales, you might even love it. You might also consider it to be the best instalment since Dead Men’s Chest (2006).

I say this because Dead Men Tell No Tales, like every PotC episode before it, is all about awesome CGI and quirky caricatures. There is some sort of a story stringing everything together, but even the most disinterested viewer would immediate realise every event is but an excuse to bring back a previous character. In a way, this is sad, for the quest to free Will Turner promises so much more emotional depth, compared to yet another swashbuckling adventure. But like what I suggested earlier, switch off. Disregard the story and the implausible coincidences at every other turn, and focus on just enjoying the action scenes. These, objectively speaking, were imaginative and well-choreographed, and full of nautical flavour. Naturally, Jack Sparrow is also his usual eccentric, irreverent self. He is a little down on his luck throughout the whole movie. But like always, not in the least bit short on charm.

 

Check out my other snappy movie reviews!

 

Are You On Amazon Prime?

About Scribbling Geek

The geek divides his free time between video games, movies, anime, and attempting to write decent short stories. Oh, and trying not to sprain his fingers from playing demisemiquavers on his Electone.

Thank you for your comment.