That School Caning Case

That School Caning Case

I chanced upon this piece of news earlier in the evening. A controversy involving a school caning at Horizon Primary School.

The picture made me cringed. What was in the write-up then made me frowned in disbelief.

I have a lot to say. A lot. This stems from me having my fair share of questionable teachers and school administrators during my school days, which in turn permanently shaded my opinions of Singaporean schools for life. I should also mention that, ironically, one of my teachers ended up being my closest friend. Which then becomes something I chew on every now and then.

What I’m saying is, the following is my opinion on this incident. My personal opinion as an ADULT who experienced the Singaporean system.

But before that, allow me to lay the perimeters. According to the news article, the boy was punished for bringing poker cards to school. I presume it was way more than that. Unless he’s partially insane as I sometimes am, and thinks poker cards are cool weapons or capable of summoning supernatural avatars, he probably gambled with the cards.

I’m assuming too that this is not his first offence. The lad probably has less than a glowing record in Horizon Primary School.

Right. Those are the perimeters. Here I go.

“One of our students was counselled …”

First and foremost, I believe in discipline. The Lord knows how many times I’ve clashed with my ex-staff over basic discipline issues, such as coming to work on time and doing paperwork diligently. In my opinion, the world would be a far more pleasant place if everybody just practices a bit more discipline. To begin with, lesser supervision and second-guessing are required. There is assurance of what is and what will happen.

Having said that, there is no “discipline” when the methods used to instill it are way out of proportion, or have no correspondence with the larger world around us. There is certainly no discipline when meaningless euphemisms are used to explain such methods.

According to the statement given by the school to the press, the boy was “counselled.” Counselled? Seriously? Take a look at the link above, if you haven’t. The boy was brutalised, to say the least. On top of which ever-helpful netizens have pointed out that school caning is not permitted on the thighs. I hardly think the vice-principal had a slip of hand while enforcing that ONE stroke. If he did it knowingly, then it seems, SEEMS, he has a discipline issue himself.

And then there’s the nature of the boy’s transgression. His sin, so to speak. So he brought poker cards to school. As I wrote earlier, he likely gambled with them and had previously been warned for similar offences. Whatever the expanded truth, the reality is that the boy committed a non-violent transgression. To be physically lashed for this? And then to hide the reality of the punishment under the euphemism of “counsel?”

Again, seriously? I wonder whether the school and that vice principal realise a lot of the world’s ongoing conflicts stem from punishments not befitting crimes.

A situation which is further made confounding by the fact that poker cards aren’t exactly contraband in Singapore. While the government would never be caught saying it, does Singapore not glorify and celebrate gambling i.e. the main thing poker cards are made for?

We host our National Day Parades in full view of our casino. BMT recruits celebrate their graduation by throwing caps with our casino as a backdrop. Gosh, how many times national television featured the casino when in need of a glamourous shot representing Singapore! Calling it an “integrated” resort doesn’t make less of a casino too, by the way. If anything, it’s akin to that “counselled” euphemism, an act of calling a spade a diamond, forgive the pun. And so while the rest of the country swoon over the place where poker cards are most often used, a kid gets caned that way on the thighs for bringing a set to school?

Doesn’t make sense, does it, even if the kid had been explicitly warned not to. Call me stupid, but I do not see any coherence here. I simply don’t.

What Apologists Would Say About School Caning

Naturally, I’m aware of what defenders of the school, or that vice-principal, would say. There’s a time and place for everything. Gambling and games of chance, as my secondary school used to call such games, are for adults. Blah and blah.

I agree. Personally, I dislike casinos too. To share, I have never stepped into either one in Singapore.

But, let’s face it. Legal age is no more than the most realistic, the most convenient way for the law to regulate whatever it cannot do away with. An uglier way to put it is that it’s the point the law can, with a huge sigh of relief, start ignoring some of the nonsense you’re doing. The Earth passing the same point in its orbit a certain number of times doesn’t necessarily make a person smarter or wiser or more responsible. It also certainly doesn’t make what is a cane-able offence magically correct overnight.

Which is a difficult thing to appreciate. I’m not sure whether I even phrased it properly in the above para. What I do know is, caning a student that way for poker cards is not going to help anyone understand. Not in a country earning revenue from poker cards. At the end of the day, I suspect the most bewildered one here would be the boy himself.

I hope, I really hope, the Ministry of Education would investigate this incident thoroughly. Please don’t leave it hanging on a string of lame excuses.

I also hope Singaporean teachers do not rush to justify the school caning with stories and tales of how terrible children are nowadays. For those who have not taught this boy, doing so would be to inflict one’s own career frustrations onto a stranger, which IMO could be the real cane-able offence. For those who have taught the boy, well, doesn’t explain why once of age, our casinos would be swooning after him, not charging after him with rattan rods. It also doesn’t help anyone to learn or understand what exactly the values in this country are. In some ways, it might also make future adults vengeful and vehement too.


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